The candle's flame

I hate smoking, and I also hate being in the presence of a smoker (even when they aren't smoking, they still stink). So as you can picture my state when I found out that the smoking ban on the public places of the city had passed. Of course the smokers fought it with a petition, but since they were 150 votes shy, it failed...and once again I was thrilled.

Unfortunately, the smokers of this crap box of a city don't pay the ban any attention whatsoever...they know that they are forbidden from lighting up in public buildings, and yet I am still forced to hold my breath in hallways and breath through a cloth in waiting rooms. So once I became so upset I formulated a plan...

I say to hell with these inconsiderate jerks...if they insist on smoking around me in places where it is banned, then I can be free to do equally (and far more legal) offensive things around them. So I bought the most horrible bathroon sanitizing spray I could find (it smells like a skunk farted into a tub of rotten lemons) and now I spray it towards smokers when they puff at me!!!

HA HA HA...Gotcha bastards!!!!!!