As Straight As A Stream
Am I really the only single 26 year old male on Earth? That's how the local old farts make it sound! Here are some things said to me THIS WEEK:
" Ain't it 'bout time you got married? "
" Where's your woman? "
" Are you a fruit boy? "
" What's wrong? Can't find a girl that'll have ya? "
" Yo, single guy, come here! "
What is the problem here? Don't these people not realize that I am sick and tired of dating the same flakey, shallow, slutty, and greedy girls? I tell you, this is getting annoying...I just started telling them that I married a brick wall...
I can't help that I came to my senses years ago...I know what I want, and if I never find it then I'll just never get married. I am fine with that, so why aren't they? But I do have a feeling that there's something coming anyway...we'll see...
Dum Spiro, Spero...
" Ain't it 'bout time you got married? "
" Where's your woman? "
" Are you a fruit boy? "
" What's wrong? Can't find a girl that'll have ya? "
" Yo, single guy, come here! "
What is the problem here? Don't these people not realize that I am sick and tired of dating the same flakey, shallow, slutty, and greedy girls? I tell you, this is getting annoying...I just started telling them that I married a brick wall...
I can't help that I came to my senses years ago...I know what I want, and if I never find it then I'll just never get married. I am fine with that, so why aren't they? But I do have a feeling that there's something coming anyway...we'll see...
Dum Spiro, Spero...

1 Comments:
It must be where you live. 'Cuz I'm pretty damn sure *I* would here that before you. (; Being the female variety, eh? But I don't hear that at all. And you aren't the only single 26 year old guy on the planet. I know a couple others. (;
Nice guys too. Picky. Like you. It'll be okay. You know what you want and won't settle. This is GOOD. (=
Besides, who really wants someone who only wants your money anyway?
PS - how's your friend doing? :/
Post a Comment
<< Home