Free Kittens

Before you say anything, no, I'm not giving away baby cats...

**********FLASHBACK**********

So there I was sitting in the Community Theatre watching some construction workers screwing accoustic tiles back onto the frame overhead. Of course, that's not the reason I was there...I was actually waiting to speak to someone who never arrived. But there I was observing the truest form of incompetence achievable by human standards, when one of the inbeciles decided to rock the two-story scaffolding beneath him and proceeded to smash his leg upon the stage. Horray for gravity...

As we were then waiting for the arrival of an ambulance to remove this moronic professional from my sight, I heard a faint meowing coming from beneath the stage...oh boy, I got to belly-crawl under the full length of the theatre to find a litter of kittens. The little putty-tats were very friendly and happily followed me to the exit...

When the ambulance finally arrived (after almost 35 minutes), the driver asked if he could come by after he got off to take the kittens home. Talk about cats with dumb luck!!!!!

Don't worry, for the first time in the history of this city, the person who hurt himself didn't sue anyone...

Ciao People!!!!!