Grasshoppers: Worse Than Cats

OK, if you don't like bugs or they make you squirm, stop reading now.

At work, I've been working outside alot lately (in a truck, not just stuck outside), and there are thousands and thousands of bugs swarming around the big lights out there. Well having had dozens of grasshoppers on my windshield everynight I have concluded that they are the biggest prisses in the world!!!

Those little things spend hours at a time grooming themselves...ugh. Like I want to see grasshoppers licking various parts of their bodies. These little buggers are like the ultimate neat freaks!!!!!

Oh gods, save me from obsessive compulsive bugs!!!!!!!!!