Ultimate Protest

You hate your job, you hate your ex, you can't stand to be around your old crew, people annoy you with nasty habits, your friends bitch about your taste, your parents bug you about getting married, your boss is riding you like a racehorse, your customers are pissy, the mailman keeps tearing up your magazines, the landlord pounds on your door twice a week, some asshole soaked you when they drove by, blockbuster says your a year overdue on a DVD, the library wants the book that your dog ate, your cat has a strange rash, your car won't start in the mornings, you caught crabs from a toilet seat in a resteraunt, there's a zit on the end of your nose, your brother got robbed, your sister wants to stay with you, your uncle wants money, your bathroom window got broken, and your being audited by the IRS...

It makes you want to scream, fight, run, kill, cry, and give up all at once. But there's another option...something that can change the world and fix all of your problems, and ANYBODY can do it!!! NO, I'm not selling anything...what I'm talking about is FREE!!!

When you are sick and tired of the world, the people, and all the crap that the universe dishes out...all you have to do is use your power!!! That's right, you have the power to turn it all around...but how???

I'm glad you asked, because here it is...

Think about EVERYTHING that has happened to you...and once you have it all in your mind, just smile and laugh at it like it's someone elses problem. That's all you have to do...because once you've distanced yourself to the point where you no longer feel like a victim, you can look at the issues objectively and resolve them like they're not even yours...

Tah-dah!!!!